I'm pausing the Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake excitement to make an announcement!
I am so thrilled to reveal the title of my next book, Ten Ways to be Adored When Landing a Lord, will be released this fall!
Ten Ways is the story of Lord Nicholas St. John, twin (younger by four minutes) brother of the hero of Nine Rules, Gabriel St. John, Marquess of Ralston. I'm not going to share much about the plot of the book just yet...but in the spirit of A WEEK FROM THE RELEASE OF NINE RULES (omg omg yay!), I give you:
Nine Things That Do Not Appear in Ten Ways to be Adored When Landing a Lord
(Or, what happens when an author becomes too meta for her own good.)
1. Justin Bieber
3. The Zombie Apocalypse
4. The phrase "Haters gonna hate."
5. Virgin Widows
6. The word "whose."
7. Were-Turtles (although there is an *actual* turtle!)
8. Internet dating
9. Conan O'Brien (Jay Leno will appear in his place)
And, as an added fun bonus, I just discovered that if you Google 10 Ways to be Adored When Landing a Lord, you get a picture of the Bluth Banana Stand. Frankly, I can't imagine anything better. Unfortunately, there are no banana stands (or Bluths) in 10 Ways.... Sorry to disappoint.